The Straight Version
SCMP Chinese netizens roast US democracy after Democrats take both Congress chambers.
The UNHINGED Take
SCMP better fix its own house then tour Beijing's nicked building while still explaining democracy to China.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
SCMP better fix its own house then tour Beijing's nicked building while still explaining democracy to China.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
SCMP better fix its own house then tour Beijing's nicked building while still explaining democracy to China. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/fake-democracy-or-a-plus-for-beijing-chinese #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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