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Australia jails Singaporean tourist for fatally driving over man who stole backpack

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 01:20 am
Australia jails Singaporean tourist for fatally driving over man who stole backpack — China
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The Straight Version

Singaporean tourist jailed for driving over e‑bike rider who stole his car’s backpack in Australia.

The UNHINGED Take

Ng Jing Kai crushed a stolen‑backpack quest into a sidewalk carnage. Judge Terence Palmer barked five screamed years, hoping the world forgets the crime.

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CERTIFIED BACK‑PANIC / 10

Ng Jing Kai crushed a stolen‑backpack quest into a sidewalk carnage.

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