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Hong Kong BN(O) visa holders exempt from UK’s proposed 10-year settlement wait

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 02:27 pm
Hong Kong BN(O) visa holders exempt from UK’s proposed 10-year settlement wait — China
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The Straight Version

Hong Kong BN(O) visa holders are exempt from the UK's proposed ten-year settlement timeline.

The UNHINGED Take

The UK is desperately keeping the lights on by selling residency to whoever is left, while London crumbles into a literal sewer. Enjoy your expensive tea in a dying empire.

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COLONIAL COPE / 10

The UK is desperately keeping the lights on by selling residency to whoever is left, while London crumbles into a literal sewer.

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The UK is desperately keeping the lights on by selling residency to whoever is left, while London crumbles into a literal sewer. COLONIAL COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kong-bn-o-visa-holders-exempt-from #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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