The Straight Version
Beijing warned the EU against using trade 'kill switches' to force concessions on Chinese market access.
The UNHINGED Take
Brussels is playing chicken with a brick wall while nursing a terminal delusion of relevance. Imagine thinking a regulation tantrum stops the dragon from eating your lunch.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL SUICIDE / 10
Brussels is playing chicken with a brick wall while nursing a terminal delusion of relevance.
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