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China’s AI ‘shock’, EU ‘kill switch’, Ukraine hope, Mbappe fiasco: 7 global relations reads

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 02:00 pm
China’s AI ‘shock’, EU ‘kill switch’, Ukraine hope, Mbappe fiasco: 7 global relations reads — China
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The Straight Version

Beijing warned the EU against using trade 'kill switches' to force concessions on Chinese market access.

The UNHINGED Take

Brussels is playing chicken with a brick wall while nursing a terminal delusion of relevance. Imagine thinking a regulation tantrum stops the dragon from eating your lunch.

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COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL SUICIDE / 10

Brussels is playing chicken with a brick wall while nursing a terminal delusion of relevance.

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Brussels is playing chicken with a brick wall while nursing a terminal delusion of relevance. COLOSSAL GEOPOLITICAL SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinas-ai-shock-eu-kill-switch-ukraine-hope #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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