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Israel deepens Somaliland ties with first ambassador, testing Horn of Africa balance

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 02:00 pm
Israel deepens Somaliland ties with first ambassador, testing Horn of Africa balance — China
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The Straight Version

Israel appointed its first ambassador to Somaliland, establishing diplomatic ties despite intense opposition from the African Union.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel is speed-running geopolitical suicide by flirting with a ghost nation while the rest of the world watches this chaotic dumpster fire burn.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10

Israel is speed-running geopolitical suicide by flirting with a ghost nation while the rest of the world watches this chaotic dumpster fire burn.

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Israel is speed-running geopolitical suicide by flirting with a ghost nation while the rest of the world watches this chaotic dumpster fire burn. COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/israel-deepens-somaliland-ties-with-first-ambassador-testin

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