The Straight Version
Beijing has officially approved development of the Long March 9, a super heavy rocket for deep-space missions.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending billions to build a glorified metal straw just because Musk’s tin can finally hit orbit. Beijing is clearly compensating for some serious launch-pad insecurity.
The Bottom Line
OVERCOMPENSATING SPACE FLEX / 10
Imagine spending billions to build a glorified metal straw just because Musk’s tin can finally hit orbit.
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