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Hong Kong firms must innovate to compete in mainland China, trade chief says

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 12:24 pm
Hong Kong firms must innovate to compete in mainland China, trade chief says — China
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The Straight Version

HKTDC chairman Frederick Ma says Hong Kong firms must innovate to survive intense competition within mainland China.

The UNHINGED Take

Telling Hong Kong to innovate is like asking a hamster in a wheel to solve quantum physics while the cage is already on fire. Keep peddling those empty corporate slogans.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL DELUSIONAL COPE / 10

Telling Hong Kong to innovate is like asking a hamster in a wheel to solve quantum physics while the cage is already on fire.

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Telling Hong Kong to innovate is like asking a hamster in a wheel to solve quantum physics while the cage is already on fire. TOTAL DELUSIONAL COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hong-kong-firms-must-innovate-to-compete-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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