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Tokyo still ‘dodging the issue’ a year on from Takaichi row, Beijing says

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 11:22 am
Tokyo still ‘dodging the issue’ a year on from Takaichi row, Beijing says — China
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The Straight Version

Beijing condemned Tokyo for failing to address Sanae Takaichi's year-old controversial comments regarding Taiwan's sovereignty.

The UNHINGED Take

Takaichi thinks she can swan into China like a tourist after flapping her gums about Taiwan. Tokyo is just a pack of senile muppets playing with fire.

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TOTAL DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10

Takaichi thinks she can swan into China like a tourist after flapping her gums about Taiwan.

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Takaichi thinks she can swan into China like a tourist after flapping her gums about Taiwan. TOTAL DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/tokyo-still-dodging-the-issue-a-year-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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