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China’s AI chipmakers report first profits, but will the trend continue?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 10:30 am
China’s AI chipmakers report first profits, but will the trend continue? — China
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The Straight Version

Chinese AI chipmakers like Moore Threads and MetaX reported their first quarterly profits despite US export restrictions.

The UNHINGED Take

These bootleg Nvidia clones finally turned a buck by selling glorified calculators to desperate domestic buyers. Expect the whole house of cards to collapse when the supply chain glue inevitably snaps.

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These bootleg Nvidia clones finally turned a buck by selling glorified calculators to desperate domestic buyers.

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