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China’s Communist Party plenum targets passive ‘nice’ guys in anti-corruption push

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 01:00 am
China’s Communist Party plenum targets passive ‘nice’ guys in anti-corruption push — China
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The Straight Version

CCP plenum targets 'old nice' officials to crack down on corruption before leadership reshuffle.

The UNHINGED Take

Those clucky 'nice' folk think they're immune, but the Party's hunting them like stray dogs for a new lineup. Screw the old wolves, the new ones will howl louder.

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CRIMESNAKE BRAIN / 10

Those clucky 'nice' folk think they're immune, but the Party's hunting them like stray dogs for a new lineup.

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Those clucky 'nice' folk think they're immune, but the Party's hunting them like stray dogs for a new lineup. CRIMESNAKE BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinas-communist-party-plenum-targets-passive-nice-guys #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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