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China’s fifth plenum: everything you need to know from the war on corruption to promotions

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 06:52 am
China’s fifth plenum: everything you need to know from the war on corruption to promotions — China
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We have put together stories from our coverage of China’s fifth plenum. If you would like to see more of our reporting, please consider subscribing. 1. ‘Unwritten rules’ become newest target in Communist Party’s war on corruption The Communist Party of China has pledged to vigorously crack down on the “unwritten rules” that enable corruption in the party, deepening its long-running campaign to keep officials in line. 2. At China’s fifth plenum, Communist Party puts discipline and loyalty to Xi...

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Look at China’s fifth plenum speedrunning total brain death: "China’s fifth plenum: everything you need to know from the war on corruption to promotions". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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Look at China’s fifth plenum speedrunning total brain death: "China’s fifth plenum: everything you need to know from the war on corruption to promotions".

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