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South Korea probes death of frontline soldier near North Korean border

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 06:25 am
South Korea probes death of frontline soldier near North Korean border — China
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The Straight Version

A South Korean staff sergeant died from severe head injury at Cheorwon frontline unit.

The UNHINGED Take

Ministry still acting cute while frontline soldiers get buried; Cheorwon is a punchline to battlefield politics.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Ministry still acting cute while frontline soldiers get buried; Cheorwon is a punchline to battlefield politics.

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