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Chinese start-up says it is developing country’s first home-grown new-energy business jet

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 06:51 am
Chinese start-up says it is developing country’s first home-grown new-energy business jet — China
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The Straight Version

A newly established Chinese start-up is developing what it describes as the country’s first home-grown new-energy business jet, adding to China’s efforts to cut aviation emissions. Beijing Airlink Aircraft, a Chinese private aircraft manufacturer founded in March, unveiled scale models of two variants of its Belyn 100 series at the Nanchang Aviation Industry Expo on Saturday. The company said its core team was drawn mainly from Tsinghua University’s school of aerospace engineering and China’s...

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"Chinese start-up says it is developing country’s first home-grown new-energy business jet" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Chinese start-up says it is developing country’s first home-grown new-energy business jet" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Chinese start-up says it is developing country’s first home-grown new-energy business jet" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinese-start-up-says-it-is-developing-countrys #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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