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China’s historic first space docking in 2011 – SCMP archive

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 08:15 am
China’s historic first space docking in 2011 – SCMP archive — China
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The Straight Version

In 2011, China successfully completed its first orbital docking between Shenzhou VIII and the Tiangong-1 module.

The UNHINGED Take

Spending billions to park a metal tube in the void while the peasants are still farming with ox carts is peak flex. Enjoy your overpriced celestial shack while the earth burns.

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COLOSSAL EGO TRIP / 10

Spending billions to park a metal tube in the void while the peasants are still farming with ox carts is peak flex.

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