The Straight Version
In 2011, China successfully completed its first orbital docking between Shenzhou VIII and the Tiangong-1 module.
The UNHINGED Take
Spending billions to park a metal tube in the void while the peasants are still farming with ox carts is peak flex. Enjoy your overpriced celestial shack while the earth burns.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL EGO TRIP / 10
Spending billions to park a metal tube in the void while the peasants are still farming with ox carts is peak flex.
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Spending billions to park a metal tube in the void while the peasants are still farming with ox carts is peak flex. COLOSSAL EGO TRIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinas-historic-first-space-docking-in-2011-scmp #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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