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Chinese banks explore local e-CNY wallets for foreign firms via upgraded platform

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 02:00 am
Chinese banks explore local e-CNY wallets for foreign firms via upgraded platform — China
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The Straight Version

Chinese banks expanding e-CNY wallet access to foreign firms via upgraded platform

The UNHINGED Take

PBOC courting foreign firms with e‑CNY wallets—because 10 trillion yuan apologizes better than politics. Meanwhile, overseas banks play Monopoly, hoping the brick houses become their new homes.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

PBOC courting foreign firms with e‑CNY wallets—because 10 trillion yuan apologizes better than politics.

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