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Russia’s ‘eastward pivot’ gains steam as Putin confirms new China border railway

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 04:00 am
Russia’s ‘eastward pivot’ gains steam as Putin confirms new China border railway — China
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The Straight Version

Putin ratifies law to add a second standard-gauge rail at the Russia‑China border.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin’s new rail? Only lets Beijing smuggle more soy into empty pockets… Apec summit will get a taste of his dust.

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PIG‑POWER FAIL / 10

Putin’s new rail?

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