The Straight Version
Putin ratifies law to add a second standard-gauge rail at the Russia‑China border.
The UNHINGED Take
Putin’s new rail? Only lets Beijing smuggle more soy into empty pockets… Apec summit will get a taste of his dust.
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The Bottom Line
PIG‑POWER FAIL / 10
Putin’s new rail?
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Putin’s new rail? PIG‑POWER FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/russias-eastward-pivot-gains-steam-as-putin-confirms #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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