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Will New Zealand’s election reshape its ‘softly-softly’ approach to Trump?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 02:30 am
Will New Zealand’s election reshape its ‘softly-softly’ approach to Trump? — China
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The Straight Version

New Zealand voters face cost of living war, choosing whether to stay soft on Trump or go independent.

The UNHINGED Take

These NZ politicians juggle swamp money like circus clowns—laughing at your rent hikes while flipping Trump tickets like Iced tea. The only thing hotter than their gossip is their profit‑potato ambitions.

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STUPID ECONOMIST / 10

These NZ politicians juggle swamp money like circus clowns—laughing at your rent hikes while flipping Trump tickets like Iced tea.

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These NZ politicians juggle swamp money like circus clowns—laughing at your rent hikes while flipping Trump tickets like Iced tea. STUPID ECONOMIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/will-new-zealands-election-reshape-its-softly-softly #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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