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Joshua Wong jailed for 10 years over bid to instigate sanctions on Beijing, Hong Kong

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 03:13 am
Joshua Wong jailed for 10 years over bid to instigate sanctions on Beijing, Hong Kong — China
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The Straight Version

Joshua Wong jailed 10 years for trying to impose sanctions on Beijing.

The UNHINGED Take

Wong & Law get 10‑year smackdown, Beijing's version of 'law of the jungle' hits home. They expected sanctions, got jail time—cooked.

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JAIL SLAP / 10

Wong & Law get 10‑year smackdown, Beijing's version of 'law of the jungle' hits home.

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