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Chinese drug iza-bren doubles lung cancer survival window in phase 3 trial

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 08:00 am
Chinese drug iza-bren doubles lung cancer survival window in phase 3 trial — China
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The Straight Version

An anticancer drug developed by Sichuan Biokin Pharmaceutical took centre stage in a late-breaking oral presentation at the European Society for Medical Oncology (ESMO) Congress in Madrid last week. Researchers said the drug, iza-bren, showed a significant advantage over platinum-based chemotherapy in a phase 3 randomised, double-blind clinical trial conducted at 73 hospitals in China and involving 432 patients with advanced lung cancer. The median progression-free survival (PFS) – the length of...

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"Chinese drug iza-bren doubles lung cancer survival window in phase 3 trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Chinese drug iza-bren doubles lung cancer survival window in phase 3 trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Chinese drug iza-bren doubles lung cancer survival window in phase 3 trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/chinese-drug-iza-bren-doubles-lung-cancer-survival #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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