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Democrat Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate race, will become first Muslim senator

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 08:42 am
Democrat Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate race, will become first Muslim senator — China
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Abdul #El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate seat becoming first Muslim senator.

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Abdul #El-Sayed storms into Michigan Senate, leaving Mike #Rogers shaking in his hat. Fresh hell—Muslim senator who can out‑vote a chorus of broken suits.

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Abdul #El-Sayed storms into Michigan Senate, leaving Mike #Rogers shaking in his hat.

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