The Straight Version
Democrat from Kansas elected to US Senate for first time since 1932.
The UNHINGED Take
Kansas finally breaks its 94-year Senate silence, proving even Dust Bowl coyotes can chew Democratic carrots. Al Jazeera applauds the miracle—if she's watching, she'll get a timeout for this blunder.
The Bottom Line
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Kansas finally breaks its 94-year Senate silence, proving even Dust Bowl coyotes can chew Democratic carrots.
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