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Midterms: What impact did redistricting in California and Texas have?

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 08:03 am
Midterms: What impact did redistricting in California and Texas have? — China
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The Straight Version

California voters overhauled districts to favor Democrats, countering Texas's Republican redrawing.

The UNHINGED Take

Redistricting is a bloody puppet show; Cali’s blue clowns puppet the map, Texas’s red rascals puppet back it—democracy’s biggest circus.

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Redistricting is a bloody puppet show; Cali’s blue clowns puppet the map, Texas’s red rascals puppet back it—democracy’s biggest circus.

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Redistricting is a bloody puppet show; Cali’s blue clowns puppet the map, Texas’s red rascals puppet back it—democracy’s biggest circus. SMASHED LOGIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/midterms-what-impact-did-redistricting-in-california-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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