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EU investigates fraud in Spain rail funds after fatal Madrid crash

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 12:16 pm
EU investigates fraud in Spain rail funds after fatal Madrid crash — China
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The Straight Version

The EU is probing misused funds on a Spanish rail line following a fatal crash killing 69 people.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain pocketed the cash while the tracks turned into a graveyard. Watching these bureaucrats fight over who stole the blood money while the trains derail is peak European administrative failure.

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ABSOLUTE DEATH TRAP / 10

Spain pocketed the cash while the tracks turned into a graveyard.

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Spain pocketed the cash while the tracks turned into a graveyard. ABSOLUTE DEATH TRAP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/eu-investigates-fraud-in-spain-rail-funds-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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