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Two dead after bus crashes in France, officials say

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:27 pm
Two dead after bus crashes in France, officials say — China
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The Straight Version

A bus crash in France resulted in the deaths of one child and one young adult.

The UNHINGED Take

French transport infrastructure is clearly a death trap. France manages to turn a simple morning commute into a horrific tragedy without even trying.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE / 10

French transport infrastructure is clearly a death trap.

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French transport infrastructure is clearly a death trap. ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/two-dead-after-bus-crashes-in-france-officials #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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