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Two dead after bus carrying schoolchildren crashes in France, officials say

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·6 Nov, 12:10 pm
Two dead after bus carrying schoolchildren crashes in France, officials say — China
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The Straight Version

A bus crash in eastern France has resulted in the deaths of one child and one young adult.

The UNHINGED Take

French infrastructure is evidently as held together by hopes and prayers as a cheap knockoff toy. Another day, another avoidable tragedy while officials scramble to sweep the incompetence under the rug.

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TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

French infrastructure is evidently as held together by hopes and prayers as a cheap knockoff toy.

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French infrastructure is evidently as held together by hopes and prayers as a cheap knockoff toy. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/two-dead-after-bus-carrying-schoolchildren-crashes-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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