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Hegseth fires Pentagon’s top military planner as Trump weighs new Iran strikes

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Oct, 04:54 am
Hegseth fires Pentagon’s top military planner as Trump weighs new Iran strikes — China
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The Straight Version

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth fired top military planner Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia during ongoing tensions with Iran.

The UNHINGED Take

Hegseth is purging the Pentagon like a paranoid warlord while Trump plays darts with cruise missiles. They are turning the world’s most expensive military into a frat house death cult.

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COLOSSAL NUCLEAR DISASTER / 10

Hegseth is purging the Pentagon like a paranoid warlord while Trump plays darts with cruise missiles.

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Hegseth is purging the Pentagon like a paranoid warlord while Trump plays darts with cruise missiles. COLOSSAL NUCLEAR DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/hegseth-fires-pentagons-top-military-planner-as-trump #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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