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Hong Kong teen jailed for 8 years for acid attack on Singaporean tourist

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·29 Oct, 04:58 am
Hong Kong teen jailed for 8 years for acid attack on Singaporean tourist — China
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