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How South Korea can play pivotal role in Philippines’ military modernisation drive

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 05:41 am
How South Korea can play pivotal role in Philippines’ military modernisation drive — China
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Philippines and South Korea boost military ties for tech transfer and training.

The UNHINGED Take

South Korea, a slick tech king, arms the Philippines while the rookie adopts a tank‑only strategy, hoping their newfound firepower will finally make up for past fiscal follies.

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South Korea, a slick tech king, arms the Philippines while the rookie adopts a tank‑only strategy, hoping their newfound firepower will finally make up for past fiscal follies.

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