The Straight Version
Trump threatens to hammer Iran; Iran warns renewed war could outlast earlier conflict.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s hammer is a broken drum; Iran spins a war marathon. America’s got a new excuse: ‘I’ve gotta hit more bees’.
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The Bottom Line
GREEDY BARBED MIND / 10
Trump’s hammer is a broken drum; Iran spins a war marathon.
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