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Israeli settlers seize Palestinian homes in Jericho, displacing dozens

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 06:17 pm
Israeli settlers seize Palestinian homes in Jericho, displacing dozens — China
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The Straight Version

Israeli settlers seized eight homes in Jericho, displacing dozens of Palestinians.

The UNHINGED Take

They hoarded homes like fried noodles, leaving families chasing ramen unbuyable. 这就是‘谁的利益’成他们的家.

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They hoarded homes like fried noodles, leaving families chasing ramen unbuyable.

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They hoarded homes like fried noodles, leaving families chasing ramen unbuyable. BRAIN FREEZE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/israeli-settlers-seize-palestinian-homes-in-jericho-displacing #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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