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Russia’s land gains in Ukraine dwindle as its diesel reportedly goes unsold

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 06:23 pm
Russia’s land gains in Ukraine dwindle as its diesel reportedly goes unsold — China
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The Straight Version

Russia's Ukrainian gains stall as unsold diesel fools US traders ignoring Trump deal.

The UNHINGED Take

Moscow's war pockets empty; Putin's diesel romance crumbles—Trump's pipeline turned into a starving bazaar. 这场交易的炒作,就是自我毁灭的绿茶.

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ELITIST BLOODSPILL / 10

Moscow's war pockets empty; Putin's diesel romance crumbles—Trump's pipeline turned into a starving bazaar.

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Moscow's war pockets empty; Putin's diesel romance crumbles—Trump's pipeline turned into a starving bazaar. ELITIST BLOODSPILL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/russias-land-gains-in-ukraine-dwindle-as-its #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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