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Panda fans flock to Zoo Atlanta for the debut of Ping Ping and Fu Shuang

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 06:26 pm
Panda fans flock to Zoo Atlanta for the debut of Ping Ping and Fu Shuang — China
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The Straight Version

Ping Ping and Fu Shuang debuted, munching bamboo, after a 10-year loan from China to Zoo Atlanta.

The UNHINGED Take

Smiling pandas parade while China rakes in 10-year royalties; Atlanta applauds a show, while the real agenda drains visitors.

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The Bottom Line

CHINA CROOKED / 10

Smiling pandas parade while China rakes in 10-year royalties; Atlanta applauds a show, while the real agenda drains visitors.

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Smiling pandas parade while China rakes in 10-year royalties; Atlanta applauds a show, while the real agenda drains visitors. CHINA CROOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/panda-fans-flock-to-zoo-atlanta-for-the #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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