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Launch of global legal body’s office in Hong Kong seals city’s law hub status: John Lee

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 05:48 am
Launch of global legal body’s office in Hong Kong seals city’s law hub status: John Lee — China
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The Straight Version

Hong Kong opens Unidroit office, declaring it the world's legal hub.

The UNHINGED Take

John Lee is fixing legal parking tickets for the rich by stealing McDonald's satellite dishes. Unidroit's new HQ is just another profit‑boosting dumping ground for Beijing's rent‐seeking lawyers.

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FAKE LAW HYPERGLUTTON / 10

John Lee is fixing legal parking tickets for the rich by stealing McDonald's satellite dishes.

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