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OpenAI executive urges caution in China-US AI talks, warns of distillation threats

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·3 Nov, 12:03 am
OpenAI executive urges caution in China-US AI talks, warns of distillation threats — China
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The Straight Version

OpenAI exec Caroline Zier cautioned the US to be wary of sharing info with China amid fears of its distillation attacks.

The UNHINGED Take

Caroline Zier warns US not to hand over its code to Beijing, while her jet‑spinned coders let the same AI copy‑paste into Chinese labs. Irony tastes more like burnt dumplings.

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The Bottom Line

SKILLLESS GENIUS / 10

Caroline Zier warns US not to hand over its code to Beijing, while her jet‑spinned coders let the same AI copy‑paste into Chinese labs.

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Caroline Zier warns US not to hand over its code to Beijing, while her jet‑spinned coders let the same AI copy‑paste into Chinese labs. SKILLLESS GENIUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/openai-executive-urges-caution-in-china-us-ai #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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