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Russia-Ukraine truce for Oleshky allows aid mission to help starving residents

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·30 Oct, 02:30 pm
Russia-Ukraine truce for Oleshky allows aid mission to help starving residents — China
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The Straight Version

Russia-Ukraine truce for Oleshky lets aid convoy evacuate starving residents.

The UNHINGED Take

Melania Trump, the world’s biggest dog‑trickster, dragged Putin into a syrupy ceasefire so she could press 'starving' selfies. Oleshky’s famine now jazz‑up Russian cash buffet.

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The Bottom Line

FAKE HUMANITY / 10

Melania Trump, the world’s biggest dog‑trickster, dragged Putin into a syrupy ceasefire so she could press 'starving' selfies.

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Melania Trump, the world’s biggest dog‑trickster, dragged Putin into a syrupy ceasefire so she could press 'starving' selfies. FAKE HUMANITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/russia-ukraine-truce-for-oleshky-allows-aid-mission #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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