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Tencent unveils Hy4 as open-weight AI race with DeepSeek, Z.ai, Alibaba heats up

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·4 Nov, 07:01 am
Tencent unveils Hy4 as open-weight AI race with DeepSeek, Z.ai, Alibaba heats up — China
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The Straight Version

Tencent released its Hy4 AI model to compete in China's rapidly expanding open-weight tech market.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another LLM meat-grinder as Tencent desperately tries to mimic DeepSeek’s homework. Shenzhen’s corporate giants are just burning investor cash to see which algorithm hallucinates fastest.

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CORPORATE CLOUT CHASING / 10

Another day, another LLM meat-grinder as Tencent desperately tries to mimic DeepSeek’s homework.

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Another day, another LLM meat-grinder as Tencent desperately tries to mimic DeepSeek’s homework. CORPORATE CLOUT CHASING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/tencent-unveils-hy4-as-open-weight-ai-race #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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