The Straight Version
General Zhang Shengmin met Russian Defence Minister Andrey Belousov in Beijing to pledge deeper military and strategic coordination.
The UNHINGED Take
Two dinosaurs in cheap suits playing global Risk while the rest of the world prays the board doesn't flip. It is just performative posturing for a crumbling boys' club.
The Bottom Line
COLD WAR Larping / 10
Two dinosaurs in cheap suits playing global Risk while the rest of the world prays the board doesn't flip.
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