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UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·2 Nov, 06:21 pm
UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers — China
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The Straight Version

Britain unveiled sweeping reforms to its immigration system on Monday, requiring some migrants to wait 10 years or more before they can settle, while granting concessions to some care ‌workers to defuse a political row. The reforms are the government’s latest attempt to toughen the rules after the number of arrivals surged following Britain’s departure from the European Union, with post-Brexit immigration policies leading to an influx of healthcare workers and students from around the world. But...

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers: "UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers: "UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers: "UK to make some migrants wait 10 years to settle, eases rules for carers". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/uk-to-make-some-migr

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