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Commonwealth: Der lange Schatten der Sklaverei

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·5 Nov, 07:35 am
Commonwealth: Der lange Schatten der Sklaverei — Germany
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The Straight Version

The British government aims to strengthen Commonwealth ties while member nations demand reparations for colonial history.

The UNHINGED Take

Britain is trying to charm the ghosts of their looting spree with tea and empty promises. You cannot gaslight an entire continent while holding onto the stolen silverware.

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The Bottom Line

COLONIAL LUNACY / 10

Britain is trying to charm the ghosts of their looting spree with tea and empty promises.

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