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NRW-Innenminister Reul will uniformierte Polizisten in Asylunterkünften einsetzen

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·5 Nov, 12:46 pm
NRW-Innenminister Reul will uniformierte Polizisten in Asylunterkünften einsetzen — Germany
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The Straight Version

NRW Interior Minister Herbert Reul orders police to patrol asylum centres.

The UNHINGED Take

Reul, your 'plan' turns refugee homes into police laboratories. A German crime of heart‑pounding hypocrisy—making lawmen patrol asylum kitchens like a bad Kreuzberg rave.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Reul, your 'plan' turns refugee homes into police laboratories.

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