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At least 10 killed in high-speed train collision in southern Spain

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ EgyptยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 09:00 am
At least 10 killed in high-speed train collision in southern Spain โ€” Egypt
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The Straight Version

Ten people died after two high-speed trains collided in Toledo, Spain, halting rail services to Andalusia.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain really just turned a high-speed commute into a steel-crushing scrap yard. Absolute genius move to prioritize velocity over not turning passengers into human paste.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL ENGINEERING TRAVESTY / 10

Spain really just turned a high-speed commute into a steel-crushing scrap yard.

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Spain really just turned a high-speed commute into a steel-crushing scrap yard. TOTAL ENGINEERING TRAVESTY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/at-least-10-killed-in-high-speed-train #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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