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Israel: Netanyahu and Eisenkot both pledge to form government

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 09:06 am
Israel: Netanyahu and Eisenkot both pledge to form government — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu and Eisenkot both claim the right to form a government after a deadlocked Israeli election result.

The UNHINGED Take

Two dinosaurs fighting over the keys to a sinking ship while the whole region watches the circus burn. Absolute muppets allergic to a functional country.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL POLITICAL CIRCUS / 10

Two dinosaurs fighting over the keys to a sinking ship while the whole region watches the circus burn.

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Two dinosaurs fighting over the keys to a sinking ship while the whole region watches the circus burn. TOTAL POLITICAL CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/israel-netanyahu-and-eisenkot-both-pledge-to-form #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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