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China says it takes Mbappe’s apology ‘seriously’ after Mao dictator comment

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 08:57 am
China says it takes Mbappe’s apology ‘seriously’ after Mao dictator comment — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Kylian Mbappe apologized to Beijing after his remarks about Mao Zedong sparked backlash in China.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine groveling to a regime that views you as a glorified circus monkey just to protect your sneaker deal. Spineless billionaire behavior at its absolute peak.

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TOTAL COWARDICE / 10

Imagine groveling to a regime that views you as a glorified circus monkey just to protect your sneaker deal.

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Imagine groveling to a regime that views you as a glorified circus monkey just to protect your sneaker deal. TOTAL COWARDICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/china-says-it-takes-mbappes-apology-seriously-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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