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🔴 Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 09:01 am
🔴 Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Two high-speed trains collided on the Madrid-Andalusia line, causing major transit disruptions across Spain.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain really spent millions on high-speed rail just so their drivers could play bumper cars like absolute muppets. Keep that pathetic energy for the scrap heap.

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The Bottom Line

SPAIN IS COOKED / 10

Spain really spent millions on high-speed rail just so their drivers could play bumper cars like absolute muppets.

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