The Straight Version
Two high-speed trains collided on the Madrid-Andalusia line, causing major transit disruptions across Spain.
The UNHINGED Take
Spain really spent millions on high-speed rail just so their drivers could play bumper cars like absolute muppets. Keep that pathetic energy for the scrap heap.

The Bottom Line
SPAIN IS COOKED / 10
Spain really spent millions on high-speed rail just so their drivers could play bumper cars like absolute muppets.
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