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Egypt responds to reports of dam collapse in Sinai

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·6 Nov, 01:39 pm
Egypt responds to reports of dam collapse in Sinai — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Egyptian water officials have dismissed viral social media reports alleging the total failure of flood protection dams in Nuweiba, assuring the public that the infrastructure successfully contained massive rainwater surges following recent torrential storms across South Sinai. Rebuffing claims of three-meter-high floodwaters breaking through defenses, the Ministry of Water Resources and Irrigation clarified that all … The post Egypt responds to reports of dam collapse in Sinai appeared first on Egypt Independent .

The UNHINGED Take

"Egypt responds to reports of dam collapse in Sinai" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Egypt responds to reports of dam collapse in Sinai" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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