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Egypt urges regional states to join forces to avert further escalation

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·28 Oct, 09:24 am
Egypt urges regional states to join forces to avert further escalation — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Foreign Minister Badr Abdelatty phoned Saudi and Emirati counterparts to discuss regional de-escalation strategies.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says effective diplomacy like Badr frantically speed-dialing neighbors to perform a charade of peace while the house is already ash. Absolute pantomime theater for the hopelessly delusional.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FARCE / 10

Nothing says effective diplomacy like Badr frantically speed-dialing neighbors to perform a charade of peace while the house is already ash.

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Nothing says effective diplomacy like Badr frantically speed-dialing neighbors to perform a charade of peace while the house is already ash. COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FARCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/egypt-urges-regional-states-to-join-forces-to #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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