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PM directs study of investment opportunities to develop Capital Airport, surrounding area

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·28 Oct, 09:28 am
PM directs study of investment opportunities to develop Capital Airport, surrounding area — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Mostafa Madbouly ordered a working group to study investment opportunities for the New Capital Airport and surrounding areas.

The UNHINGED Take

Another committee to shuffle sand and find new ways to burn cash on a desert ghost town nobody asked for. Madbouly is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking concrete Titanic.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL MONEY PIT / 10

Another committee to shuffle sand and find new ways to burn cash on a desert ghost town nobody asked for.

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Another committee to shuffle sand and find new ways to burn cash on a desert ghost town nobody asked for. COLOSSAL MONEY PIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/pm-directs-study-of-investment-opportunities-to-develop #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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