The Straight Version
Irrigation Minister Hani Sewilam confirmed that the Nile provides 98 percent of Egypt's water supply.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine relying on one glorified drainage ditch for survival while everyone upstream treats us like a decorative plant. We are one dry summer away from fighting over a literal puddle.
The Bottom Line
THIRSTY APOCALYPSE / 10
Imagine relying on one glorified drainage ditch for survival while everyone upstream treats us like a decorative plant.
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