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Egyptian engineer sentenced to death for slow coffee-poisoning murder of wife

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·29 Oct, 01:17 pm
Egyptian engineer sentenced to death for slow coffee-poisoning murder of wife — Egypt
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The Straight Version

A Minya engineer received life imprisonment for murdering his wife by slowly poisoning her coffee.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being an engineer and failing to build anything except a death sentence for yourself. Brewing your own downfall one cup at a time is peak absolute brain rot.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Imagine being an engineer and failing to build anything except a death sentence for yourself.

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Imagine being an engineer and failing to build anything except a death sentence for yourself. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/egyptian-engineer-sentenced-to-death-for-slow-coffee #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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