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Will Egypt enter the floating nuclear power sector?

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·29 Oct, 12:47 pm
Will Egypt enter the floating nuclear power sector? — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Egypt is negotiating with Russia's Rosatom to deploy floating nuclear reactors and small modular reactors.

The UNHINGED Take

Great, let us strap radioactive waste to a boat in the Nile like we need more chaotic ways to sink the economy. Absolute genius level disaster waiting to happen.

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CHERNOBYL ON A DINGHY / 10

Great, let us strap radioactive waste to a boat in the Nile like we need more chaotic ways to sink the economy.

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Great, let us strap radioactive waste to a boat in the Nile like we need more chaotic ways to sink the economy. CHERNOBYL ON A DINGHY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/will-egypt-enter-the-floating-nuclear-power-sector #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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